Can’t figure out where this sketch is supposed to be going. I laughed at Danny’s line about “taking it in the pants”. Scrooge’s (host) philanthropic overcompensation has left him tapped out I didn’t care too much for the ending conversation between Jan and Kevin. Phil as Wilford Brimley advertising a sex chair is freakin’ hilarious. A distracting gaffe, but the segment is still funny. During the Kasem segment, there’s a big technical error regarding the Top Five list text that’s supposed to be superimposed next to him. Hilarious idea of Dana’s Casey Kasem presenting a Top Five list on masturbation euphemisms from the 19th century. Funny part regarding a poll on which states find the sexiest between Bush and Dukakis. I’ll count the rest of them down as I go along in this episode. Jan’s appearance as Jessica Hahn reminds me that during a segment in SNL’s 15th anniversary special a year later, Jan points out that she set a record in tonight’s episode by playing four whores in a single night.

Very funny random concept for an Entertainment Tonight parody.

Reclino Love Lounge- Wilford Brimley (PHH) endorses sex chair for seniors Jessica Hahn (JAH) helps anchor the titillating news program This seems like the type of thing they’d normally go nuts for. The audience is strangely quiet during this. Hilarious visual of the toy drenching the parents and the walls with fake blood. Kids like to watch the toy viking spew goop throughout the house One of my personal all-time favorite monologues. I find this overall monologue AMAZING and extremely fun. I like him finishing the monologue while laying down on the stage to rest himself. An absolutely excellent second entrance from Danny. I also think this is the only instance in SNL history where the show’s ENTIRE opening montage is played twice in a single episode. By the way, this is a VERY rare instance of us getting to see what it looks like behind the door that the hosts always make their monologue entrance through. I’m loving how they’re re-playing the entire opening montage, interspersed with cutaways to the SNL Band jamming out on the theme music and Danny doing lots of wild dancing and gestures behind the entrance door. I absolutely love how this has turned into Danny fulfilling his wish to re-do his entrance, even going as far as making Arnold Schwarzenegger re-cue the opening montage by saying “Live from New York” for his second time tonight. Ha, when Danny starts speaking, you can hear an off-camera male voice from the audience saying “You’re so sexy”, which amuses Danny. SNL would later fix this in reruns by replacing the first half of this monologue with the dress rehearsal version. It looks like Danny realizes his error and tries to hurry back to the entrance door, before just giving up and staying onstage while dancing energetically.

For some reason, when the camera first shows the SNL studio after the opening montage ends, Danny is already onstage when Pardo hasn’t even announced him yet. Host loves entering the stage during the opening, so he does it again Good bit with Arnold destroying Hans and Franz’ self-esteem with his rant about how disappointed he is in them. Funny visual of Hans and Franz hurriedly trying to pump themselves up when hearing their cousin Arnold Schwarzenegger might be showing up. I like Danny DeVito entering the scene as a Hans and Franz-type character. Memorable moment with Hans and Franz’s sing-songy “Poor little girly man, alone in his girly house” taunt. Pumping Up With Hans & Franz- cousin Arnold Schwarzenegger visits

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